Obama actually had to publish his birth certificate?
I can't believe it got to the point where Obama actually felt compelled to publish his birth certificate after the State of Hawaii had already said his valid birth certificate was on file. So a group of bigotted white people got all upset that a black person finally got into office.
Just to piss them off, it would have been funny if when Obama was inaugurated, he had gone to the lecturn and said, "Damn straight my middle name is Hussein." Put on a turban, and continued:
Welcome to...The Black House of Allah, Mother F*****s!
Queue music praising Allah


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